January 2012
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Jeff's 10-Step Guide to Parties and Social...
tehjeff:
1. Find a corner
2. Drink heavily
3. Start sweating
4. Awkwardly make eye contact with a girl
5. Leave immediately
6. Buy Arby’s 5 for $5
7. Eat in car while listening to Mariah Carey
8. Go home and play Bejeweled Blitz on toilet for three hours
9. Masturbate
10. Sleep
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HAUS IS DUMB. I WANT DO.
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I’ve officially switched over to the Macbook Pro. In other news my birthday was last night and it was wonderful. I went to my favorite bar in town Duffy’s (It’s half dive bar/half younger crowds) and had many a whiskey sours. Now I will be indulging in Netflix and eating some non-nutritious foods. Happy Saturday!
Uh oh.
tehjeff:
I hear a distress call.
I AM SORRY, SPACE MOUNTAIN.
I MUST GO.
MY PLANET NEEDS ME.
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TONIGHT IS MY LAST NIGHT AS A 21 YEAR OLD. And it means absolutely nothing.
My birthday is in 4 days. Wat.
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I am excited that I get to see Beats Antique tonight in town, from what I’ve seen it’s going to be an amazing show.
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The Jeff Brown guide to picking up women.
tehjeff:
1. Enter the vicinity of women/a woman. 2. Do nothing. 3. Make everyone feel awkward. 4. Leave.
This is my life
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It’s like a weird poncho goblin or something.
Here’s a teaser of the new music project...
I actually worked on some music today.
I’ve been watching the various British shows on Netflix for the past week and I can definitely say my vocabulary has increased. I also think in a British accent now. That is all.
